Purveyor of Mummification Materials to the Pervy Public

Welcome.  Hopefully you are not shocked by the subtitle directly above.  Mummification is the reason I started retailing the goods that you’ll find here and I won’t need to explain to the majority of visitors exactly what that is all about.

On the other hand, if you have linked here after searching for pallet wrap, bandage or some of the other products I stock, then just ignore the opening paragraphs and have a good look round anyway.  The products are exactly the same even if your use of them won’t be.

You might expect me to say that it doesn’t bother me either way what you will use these things for, but actually it does.  I am far more concerned about people use these goods safely for mummification purposes, than I am about the rest of you.  Ok, so one doesn’t get a health & safety fact sheet every time one buys a length of rope despite what you might get up to with it, but I am a concerned citizen and would like everyone to enjoy this fine kink with as little risk as possible, hence the hints & tips page.  Here’s the part where I say ‘I am not responsible for any consequences should anyone use any of these goods in an inappropriate or careless manner.  The responsibility for safe practice lies entirely with the user’.  But of course you knew that.

So have a good look round and e-mail me if you have any questions.  I’ll add some links to any useful resources I come across when I have time.  As for orders - well it’s all via e-mail and Paypal at the moment.  The lighter goods can be sent through the post quite cheaply, but the pallet wrap is heavy and costly to post (until I work out a deal somewhere), so you’d be better off meeting me at one of the markets at which I have a stall.  Check out the markets page to find out where I’m often to be found (but do e-mail first to make sure.  My e-mail address is on that page).

Have fun